Nature Watching Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

Owl farting

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

'Best lookout we've ever had ..!'

'Take my word for it, they're easier to retrieve after I shoot!'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"I blame television."

"Put the fish down- real slow!"

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

Interview a bird.

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"The sunsets here are amazing."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Yes, I’m well aware of the fact that squirrels don’t have to wear leashes."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"EEEESH!"

Fisherman sees bubble emerge from lake with fish in it.

Mother Nature with the weather.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Tough Butterfly

Echo Point - out of order.

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

A man supposedly looking at the view.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"The sun is setting earlier today."