Environment Watch Gifts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The Nominees"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Now do you believe in climate change?'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Cleaning up space junk.

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Methane Emissions

Hurricane damage to trees

Dark Clouds

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Never Source

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

Demand For Oil

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'