Nature Channel Watcher Gifts

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Painting clouds

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Food Chain

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

What does aloof mean?

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The prying mantis,

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Beware of the frog"