Nature Channel Producer Gifts

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Food Chain

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Crocodile

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Penguin

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

"I'm a monster."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Birds with Headphones

Maria Sibylla Merian

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But what's my motivation?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Horse rides over a judge.

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'