Nature Channel Producer Prints

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Crocodile

Just a little seasoning...

Birds with Headphones

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"But what's my motivation?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Researching the opossum article.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

People Planet.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Alligator Bars

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Horse rides over a judge.