Nature Channel Binge-watcher Gifts

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

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