Nature Channel Binge-watcher T-Shirts

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Working from Home.

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