Tv Addicts With A Nature Twist Gifts

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

Showbiz Awards

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Stephen Fry

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Can't Touch This

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The cradle of mankind

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Pastrami in the wild

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."