Tv Addicts With A Nature Twist Mugs

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

Showbiz Awards

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Psychobabbling brook.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Roads with a view.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The cradle of mankind

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Is anything good on?"

Pastrami in the wild