Water Works Enthusiast Mugs

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Water Ski Accident

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Ocean Hitchhiker

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

First Dive

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"