Winter Wonder Ponderer Gifts

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Whose the new guy?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Ice Skater

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'