Whisk(e)y Warrior Gifts

"Gimme a whiskey!" "Tex couldn't read."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Diving Cat.

Coronavirus Windmills

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Whiskey wars

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Botox sharpei

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

I'm calling for back-up

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Cat boxer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"To beat or not to beat."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Don Quichotte's shadow

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

How Tattoos Age

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Well it's not the BEST facelift but what can you expect for $25."

Whisk

Grim reaper calls on egg.