Whisk(e)y Warrior Prints

"Gimme a whiskey!" "Tex couldn't read."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Diving Cat.

Coronavirus Windmills

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Whiskey wars

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Botox sharpei

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Cat boxer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Don Quichotte's shadow

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Well it's not the BEST facelift but what can you expect for $25."

Whisk

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'