Wrinkle Warrior Prints

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Everyone gets crow's feet sooner or later, Mrs. Sims.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'

Botox would be pure overkill.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

Botox sharpei

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

"Ageing gracefully is just a nicer way of saying you're slowing looking like s**t."

"Well it's not the BEST facelift but what can you expect for $25."

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

"I've got enough crow's feet to start a bird sanctuary."

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'I want to look ten years younger.'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

There's a slight risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid... Listen,headaches gave me these wrinkles in the first place!

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.