
"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."
Searching for a gift for someone who can't stand spiders? Our collection features playful and witty items that celebrate their arachnophobia with humor and charm. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and wall prints, these products add a touch of fun to their daily routine while embracing their unique fear. Find the ideal present that shows you understand and appreciate their spider aversion with a lighthearted twist.
"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."
Dinner at the Trapdoors
Good News about winter
Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...
A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
Extreme Bungy
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"
Child makes a toy and frightens himself.
"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."
Idle parts
'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'
'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'
'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'
'I want you to bring me one.'
Spider's Web Trampoline
Jackson Pollock the Spider
OMG UR HOT
"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"
Spider Web Stocking
'Are we there yet?'
'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'
"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."
"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."
Spider Press-Ups
"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"
'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'
"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"
'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
Spider watching his web cam.
Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)
Spiders in love
'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'
Explore our collection of mugs designed for spider haters. Find a funny, honest mug that adds humor to their morning routine.
Comfort and humor combine in our spider hater pillows. Perfect for cozy spaces and lighthearted decor.
Browse our hilarious prints celebrating spider fear — ideal for decorating their favorite space with wit and personality.
Check out our playful t-shirts perfect for anyone who dislikes spiders. Wear your feelings and humor with style and ease.