Pest Hater Pillows

Good News about winter

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Rest distracted by moles.

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Pest Shop.

"This dry air is terrible for my sinuses. I'm going back to the sewers."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Fly spraying skin.

Fleas Planning A Getaway

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"

'Deli? Fifty pounds of Limburger - charge it and leave it on the back porch at 107 Court Street.'

'Your place or mine?'

"We younger fleas demand a bigger say in the running of this dog."

Cockroach with Big Family.

'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'

'The rat family could hear Pest Control's bombs hissing away, but in their shelter far below the house, they were safe.'

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."