"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."
Pest Pun Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for a pest pun lover? Celebrate their wordplay obsession with our range of witty and funny products. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, each item showcases clever pest-related puns your loved one will adore. Whether they’re into insects, rodents, or just clever wordplay, our collection is designed to amuse and delight. Find something that matches their personality and lets their fun side shine through.
'We've got bats.'
'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'
'It's a veritable superstore for us woodworm!'
Practical Woodworm...
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
Cut Price
Backfire
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
'Do you have any catsup?'
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Pest Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Pest Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of pun-tastic mugs, perfect for pest pun lovers who want a humorous start to their day. Click here to find your favorite design.
Pest Pun Lover Pillows
Brighten up their home with cozy pillows featuring hilarious pest puns. Find the perfect quirky accent for any space today.
Pest Pun Lover Prints
Decorate with wit using our pest pun art prints—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any wall. Shop our collection now.
Pest Pun Lover T-Shirts
Discover our range of funny pest pun t-shirts—ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve. Browse now for your next favorite tee.