Moisturizer Maven Mugs

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Jack of all trades

The adoration of the gels.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Non-Drip ?

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Pollock Painting Company

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Bleak House

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Prison Wallpaper.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"I'm thinking about going big."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Small Clams Court

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.