Home Makeover Maven Mugs

'I've changed my minds. Maybe we don't need open plan living.'

Prison Wallpaper.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'Its like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen had never been born'

Non-Drip ?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

'We may knock out a few walls.'

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'