Home Improvement Maven Mugs

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

Let's get organized

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Non-Drip ?

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Pollock Painting Company

Who Wore It Best?

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Leisure Editor

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Bleak House

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Women's and men's magazines.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

Prison Wallpaper.