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"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

Let's get organized

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Non-Drip ?

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Who Wore It Best?

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Bleak House

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Leisure Editor

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Women's and men's magazines.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Prison Wallpaper.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II