Decor Maven T-Shirts

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Non-Drip ?

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Pillows in love.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Missing sock

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'