Decor Maven Gifts

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Non-Drip ?

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Pollock Painting Company

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Missing sock

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'