Furniture Maven Gifts

"We love what you've done with your money."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Non-Drip ?

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

The sunglasses.

Carbon Dating

Pollock Painting Company

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

The hall of bad ideas.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy