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'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

I love what you've done with your hare.

Hairstyles

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"I've changed my mind"

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Grandfather Clock

Santa Elevator

"You fit in. You just don't match."

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Red in tooth and claw.