Home Makeover Maverick T-Shirts

"Why do I get the feeling you were in the mood to hunt when you redecorated?"

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Non-Drip ?

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Decorating with Children

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Organized chaos.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.