Mud Bath Maven Mugs

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

The adoration of the gels.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Non-Drip ?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Pollock Painting Company

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

'It needs more dirt.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Prison Wallpaper.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

What are you doing? Everyone knows you don't paint original wood trim.

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Snail Homes

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"