Mud Bath Gifts

"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"

Playing pig

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Is it something I said dear?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'It needs more dirt.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'