Mud-splasher Gifts

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

Glastonbury. After.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It needs more dirt.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

A very in tents little girl.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."