Mud Mopper Gifts

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pottery

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

'It needs more dirt.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Pete Bog