Milieu Maven Gifts

"Kitchens are my milieu."

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The sunglasses.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Carbon Dating

Who Wore It Best?

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

The hall of bad ideas.