Milieu Maven Prints

"Kitchens are my milieu."

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The sunglasses.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Carbon Dating

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Who Wore It Best?

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.