Mug Collector Gifts

"Another round?"

'As part of the divorce settlement, she wants your 'World's Best Lover' coffee mug back.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

Spilled coffee

We already sold the 'World's Greatest Mom' Mug...

Street Mugger.

Acme brewery.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

I need a bigger mug!

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

'My Eric's always been a big tea drinker.'

'Gift'

"I see here that you've spent a fair bit of time working from home."

Man with coffee mug.

"I got you a mug for your birthday... his name's George."

"Since we're letting you go, you need to give back the 'Worlds Greatest Boss' mug."

"With Me out of the way there'll be space in the house for you to display your commemorative mug collection."

"You're giving me a 'D'? Well, okay, but I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Teacher " mug."

"Is it really a coincidence that I get the same mug every time I visit?"

"We're the last two humans on the planet. You know what this means, right?"

"Because it was there."

I love coffee but it goes right through me.

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

Biden 2020

"Life is a balance of self-indulgence and self-preservation."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'I need a bigger mug.'