Novelty Addict T-Shirts

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

The Invention of the Wheel

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Call me!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Book market

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Reading room

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Bumper Limos