Novelty Addict Mugs

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Call me!"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

The Invention of the Wheel

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Book market

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

The book that will not be denied!

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Reading room

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."