Novelty Footwear Fan Mugs

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Leftovers"

Shoe Whore

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Summer feet.

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

You're right - flip-flops and cloven hooves just don't work.

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Doctor.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'