Novelty Footwear Lover Mugs

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Leftovers"

Mischievous Pets

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Drinking Hats

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Arr...Italian it be.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'You are here' T-shirt,

One size fits all

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"You must be the new guy!"

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."