Novelty Footwear Fan Pillows

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Shoe Whore

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Leftovers"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Summer feet.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Doctor.

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Line-up for a person's shoe print.