Modern Tech Critic Mugs

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"She refuses to use emojis!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

How logos change over time.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Someday

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The emperor has no phone!

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Better Living Through Technology

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."