Cyber Critic Pillows

Meet the People of the Internet

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Twitter censorship

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The new Physics

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Fact amnesty"

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"You'll never believe who's here."