Internet Critic Pillows

Facebookdead

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"I only subscribe to complain about the cartoons."

"Do social media sites turn people into narcissists? I keep asking myself that question."

American Exceptional Stupidism

The Internet: Hate and Smut

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

"What this world needs is a Facebook with admission standards."

Social Media Hater

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

Hate Platforms

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Twitter censorship

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Someday

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

The emperor has no phone!

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."