Digital Downloader Gifts

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

I bought you an iTunes gift card. Why would you do that? It's a peace offering. Ok, where is it? It's digital. I set up an email account for you, and sent it there. Now you can download content. You made me a virtual address, and sent an intangible gift to it, that'll let me download things I can never even touch? What kind of lazy @#$% gift is that? What happened to giving people something you picked out for them, that they can touch and caress, and re-gift as they mock your bad taste behind yo

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Gen-Next Library

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Large print e-book.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

I e-bay t-shirt.

Welcome back students.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man-mobile