Music Downloaders Gifts

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

Mozart on a computer,

Dawing your Cellphone

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

Life Remaining Progress Bar

'Does it come on Disc?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Beatles on Spotify

"I heard they got back together."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Shuffle Shame

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

Well, you've heard of Spotify haven't you?

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

Conductor in prompt box.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

John Lennon and Barry White in heaven arguing over who is the Walrus.

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Downloading.

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"