Internet Romance Engager Mugs

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

Computer dating.

'He was taller online!'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

A woman with a laptop

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

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Yin/Yang Dating

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

'It's one of those internet romances.'