Customer Engagement Enthusiast Pillows

Target your customer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Networking

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Direct Marketing...

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"I'd recommend this."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

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