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"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

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An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

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"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

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