Customer Engagement Enthusiast Prints

Target your customer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Networking

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Direct Marketing...

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"I'd recommend this."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"