Customer Care Enthusiast Prints

Smooth Operators - Customer Feedback.

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

The pharmacy sign.

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Service with a smile.

'Thank you for call our customer hotline. We are available to serve you 24 hours, but not consecutively.'

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

'You can't fault Nigel's commitment to customer care!'

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Bill never likes to lose a customer!'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Your call is very important to us, unless you're an IMPOSTOR.'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Direct Marketing...

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"I'd recommend this."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Ring Bell for Service.

"You forgot the straw."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'