Customer Care Connoisseur Prints

"I'm sorry...I need to speak with someone with a little authority around here."

Service with a Smile - Subject to Availability

"I hope that did not come out as a growl."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Bookworm Sleepover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Wifi in Hell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Yummy Mummies

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

What's the insect de jour?

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Satis Factory Tour

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Doughnut Criminals

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."