Digital Interaction Lovers Pillows

Estate Agent - '...And the area boasts a thriving on-line community.'

Text Culture

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

Free WiFi On-Board

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Marc Antony defriended me! I want to die." "There's an asp for that."